Christian Humor T-Shirt — "You Need to Thank Jesus Because I Could've Slapped You"
Christian Humor T-Shirt — "You Need to Thank Jesus Because I Could've Slapped You"
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A funny reminder of restraint.
Soft, simple, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight cotton tee says what you’re thinking without shouting. The comfortable crew neck and classic fit drape easily whether you’re leading Sunday cleanup, grabbing coffee after service, or catching up with friends. The front print mixes warm, retro colors and a bold banner layout that reads like a wry one-liner — faith-forward with a wink. Wear it with jeans or layer under a cardigan; it moves from pew to porch with quiet confidence and a sense of humor that lands when you need it to.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smoother, cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors